And I am drinking beer at noon on Tuesday. (Always wanted to say that and mean it) However, I'm not at a bar that faces a giant car wash. :(

Mango Even Keel | Ballast Point

"Hoppyum". Say it 10 times fast, and you'll be calling it "Opium". Drink it 10 times fast and you'll be calling ex-girlfriends.

Hoppyum IPA | Foothills Brewing